God Is DeadGod's robes flapped around him as he looked over the edge and onto the street below.God Is Dead
"Don't do it! Don't do it!" cried the security guard behind him. God said nothing, climbing onto the raised edge of the building. Five storeys below, people were beginning to take notice.
"Jesus Christ! Look! "Oh my god!" "Where's my camera?"
He turned and faced the security guard, who stopped walking and gazed upon the face of God. He'd been crying.
"But... why? You've got so much to live for..."
God gave a wan smile. "So have all of you."
He spread
30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel30 Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel
1. Insist on calling Bill and Tom ‘Thing 1’ and ‘Thing 2’. 2. Read “Green Eggs and Ham” out loud late at night. 3. When they come back to their home town after a concert yell “Yea, you’re back!” and hug them like you’ll never let go. After about five minutes constantly glance at the clock and say “Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?” 4. Sell all four of them on eBay. 5. Tattoo your name on each of their foreheads in the middle of the night in permanent marker. 6. Dress up as a chicken and sing their son
